Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 6, 2007

"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy."

- Freddy Kreuger (Robert Englund), A Nightmare on Elm Steet

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 5, 2007

Any time someone says you have an opportunity to work with Martin Scorsese you jump at the chance.

- Mark Wahlberg
That's some sound advice right there...

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Monday, June 04, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 4, 2007

These problems do not disappear just because we do not hear about them. There is so much more happening around the world than what is communicated to us about the top stories we do hear. We all need to look deeper and discover for ourselves.... What is the problem? Where is it? How can we help to solve it?

- Angelina Jolie

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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 3, 2007

My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.

-King George V

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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 2, 2007

Why do you complain of your fate when you could so easily change it?

- Marquis de Sade

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Quote of the Day - June 1, 2007

An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 31,2007

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

-Clint Eastwood

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 30,2007

I taught I taw a putty tat!!...I did! I did! I did taw a putty tat.

-Tweety Bird (Mel Blanc)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 29, 2007

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

- Bob Hope

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 28, 2007

The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning.

-Ian Fleming, Casino Royale

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 27, 2007

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

-Henry Kissinger

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 26, 2007

I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

- John Wayne


Ok Then...John Wayne would have turned 100 today.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 25th, 2007

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

- Dr. Evil (Mike Myers), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 24, 2007

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

-Bob Dylan

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 23, 2007

I'm not a genius, I just play one on TV.

- Ken Jennings

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 22, 2007

I should dearly love that the world should be ever so little better for my presence. Even on this small stage we have our two sides, and something might be done by throwing all one's weight on the scale of breadth, tolerance, charity, temperance, peace, and kindliness to man and beast. We can't all strike very big blows, and even the little ones count for something.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 21, 2007

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
-Al Franken

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 20, 2007

I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob

- Doug MacKenzie (Dave Thomas), Strange Brew

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 19, 2007

If you're not ready to die for it, take the word "freedom" out of your vocabulary.

-Malcolm X

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Quote of the Day - May 18, 2007

Ashlee Simpson did a special performance at Mall of America this week. Reports from those present say that the venue was completely packed; I mean seriously, people were like sardines, wall to wall, there had to be like ten of them...all pushed up against the giant stage they constructed...in the janitor's closet. Because she sucks.

- Tina Fey

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