Ask Jason Anything: Round 2 - Answers

A few more questions this week than last week, thanks for participating.

My friend is getting a beige and white, crazy kitten. Any name suggestions?

My suggestions would be either Moo Goo Gai Pan or Mushu Pork, also I would recommend that your friend seek psychiatric help as there is clearly something wrong with someone who would willingly share their home with a cat.

Through a discussion with a nerdy co-worker, it was decided that this question could give good insight into the psyche... If you could be any alien race from Star Trek, which would you be?

Good question. I'd have to pick Romulan. All the cool mind powers of the Vulcans but with a nice evil streak. Plus I hear that Romulan Ale is damn tasty stuff.

Of what possible use is chaos theory?

Chaos Theory is an excellent way for pseudo-intellectual types to get out of actually studying and researching things. Anytime something weird occurs just blame your good buddy Chaos Theory.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the would that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What is the meaning of jellybeans?

I have never figured that one out myself. I've planted many of them over the years and never has a mighty jellybean tree sprouted from the ground for me to adequately research...I blame Chaos Theory.

That's all for this week, come back next week for another thrilling installment of Ask Jason Anything.