Thursday, November 30, 2006

Another year older...

People who share my birthday:

Jonathan Swift (1667)
Mark Twain (1835)
Winston Churchill (1874)
Dick Clark (1929)
Ridley Scott (1937)
David Mamet (1947)
Billy Idol (1955)
Colin Mochrie (1957)
Bo Jackson (1962)
Ben Stiller (1965)
Elisha Cuthbert (1982)


Friday, November 10, 2006

If Peter Griffin had a sex change...


Saturday, November 04, 2006

I'll bet you do, Albert.


Friday, November 03, 2006

F*&$ing Regina

Fucking Regina , no Borat movie having piece of shit city.


Ask Jason Anything IX: Answers

Here be the answers!

Gwenhwyfar writes:
Doing (or have done) anything exciting for Halloween?
I ate a salad and went to work...the fun never stops in Jasonland.

My hand hurts for no apparent reason... please explain.

What you do in the privacy of your own home is none of my business.

Is it wrong for me to think "It's Friday, where the hell are the answers?"?

Answers were slightly impeded, by whiskey, from falling out of my brain.

Anonymous writes:
Is it wrong for me to think Mark Walberg is a good actor?
Good actor? No that's not wrong. I've enjoyed Marky Mark in some movies (he's good in The Departed for example). Had you said that you thought he was a Great actor though you would need to be flogged.