Boredom

I'm bored so I decided to fill in one of these questionairre things, I'm not sure why, I highly doubt anyone gives a shit, but feel free to fill out a copy yourself and leave it as a comment.

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Do you bite your nails?: Yes, it's a filthy habit but I can't stop
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes, i am incredibly talented
Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes
Can you blow smoke rings?: No, several people have tried to teach me this skill over the years but I just can't do it.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: Yes
Can you cross your eyes?: Sure can
Tattoos?: No, but I have some ideas, this will happen eventually
Piercing and where? None, I'm not morally opposed, just never done it.
Do you make your bed daily?: Why? It's just going to get messed up again anyway.
Which shoe goes on first?: Whichever
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: I'm sure I have.
What jewellery do you wear 24/7?: None
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: I'm never late, and i always try to look somewhat presentable.
Favourite piece of clothing: A well broken in pair of jeans.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Who the fuck cuts spaghetti?
How many cereals in your cabinet? A few, Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies, Shreddies...
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: Fingers or knife and fork depending on type of pizza
Do you cook?: I try to, sometimes it works out better than others.

How often do you brush your teeth?: At least once a day, usually more, I floss a couple of times a day and gargle often, there is no excuse for bad breath.
How often do you shower/bathe?: Daily
How long does your shower last?: 5-10 minutes

Do you swear?: Sometimes :P
Do you ever spit?: Yes, but never at anyone.

Do you use an alarm clock?: Not usually, only if I have something real important to do at a certain time.
Ever suntanned nude? I'd have to be outside during daylight hours for that, so no.
Window seat or aisle?: Window, it's the only thing that makes air travel tolerable.
What's your sleeping position?: Whatever I can contort myself into on the sliver of the bed that the wife isn't hogging :P
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: No.
Do you snore?: I'm told i do, but i don't believe it.
Do you sleepwalk?: Not since I was a kid...some amusing stories there, but I'll save them for another time.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, I'm heterosexual, thanks

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes generally...then boobs...what can I say, I'm a guy.
WHICH IS BETTER... *Coke or Pepsi?: Coke...then Generic coke knockoff...then water...then milk...then spoiled milk...then Pepsi.
Oranges or apples?: At Christmas time Oranges, rest of the year Apples
One pillow or two?: 1, but it's one of those ginormous body pillow deals.
Pools or hot tubs?: hot tubs
Blondes or brunettes?: Redheads
Tall or short?: Well tall would be nice, but given that I'm 6' 6" they generally all seem short
Beach or pool: meh.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger?: Cheeseburger
Morning or night?: I'm most definatelya night person.
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: Boxing Day, when everything gets back to normal.
Cake or ice cream?: Cake, especially cheesecake.
Dog or Cat?: Dog, cats a vile evil little creatures
Bath or shower?: Shower

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
Took a shower?: This afternoon
Watched Bambi?: When I was a kid
Talked on the phone: professionaly a few minutes ago, personally a few days ago
Read a book? A few months ago I suppose, unless we're counting comic books.
Punched someone? My birthday, 6 months ago, it was my cousin, he bled a little. I let him hit me back.

Where do you see yourself in ten years? No idea
Who are you going to be married to?: My wife I would expect, unless she has poisoned me to death by then.

Well, I'm no less bored then when I started...