Tuesday, April 25, 2006
A great idea
Posted by Jason Doan at 11:13 PM 4 comments
Monday, April 24, 2006
J. Doan's views on the news II
Iran: Nuclear program is 'irreversible'
"Iran's foreign ministry spokesman on Sunday declared that the country's controversial nuclear program is "irreversible."
"We are determined not to give up our rights to nuclear energy, and suspension of relevant activities is not on our agenda," said spokesman Hamid-Reza Asefi. "The issue is irreversible.""
I can think of a 50 megaton solution that would reverse their nuclear program pretty fuckin' quickly. Iran's goal is clearly the creation of a nuclear weapons. They are sitting on top of one of the largest oil reserves in the world and have zero reason to be developing nuclear reactors for energy. Developing nuclear weapons would be in conflict with the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty which Iran did sign, as well as numerous UN Security Council resolutions warning them against developing a nuclear program. There is no reason for any country to posses nuclear arms, let alone some third world theocratic dictatorship run by a power hungry madman. Pakistan has openly admitted that one of their scientists sold the plans to a nuclear weapon to Iran which clearly shows that their intentions aren't purely civil. If ever their was a correct time for a coalition of nations to come together to slap a rogue nation back into line this is it. Other nations simply can't be allowed to develop nuclear arsenals, and those that have them should be dismantling theirs at a much faster pace. The world simply can't take a wait and see approach until Iran has a nuclear weapon, because then it's to late and they will use it to hold another country hostage.
Purported bin Laden tape denounces West's response to Hamas
"A newly broadcast audiotape believed to be from Osama bin Laden slams the West for cutting off funds to the Palestinian Hamas-led government and calls on al Qaeda followers to fight a proposed international force in Sudan.
In the tape, aired Sunday in part on Arabic-language TV network Al-Jazeera, the speaker repeatedly blasts a "crusader-Zionist war" against Islam, citing other activities in Chechnya and Somalia."
Well there's a shocker, Al-Jazeera acting as the mouthpiece for a terrorist organization, sigh. Just so you guys know, a crazed madman sending out an audiotape isn't a news story, there isn't really a need to report on it. If I recorded a tape calling out the government of western nations would it get nonstop play on Al-Jazeera? I have my doubts. Don't give this kook the time of day either. He's living in a cave somewhere Obi Wan Kenobi style and has clearly lost touch with reality.
"On the tape, bin Laden says "the opposition to the Hamas government is proof of the crusade against Muslims.""
Or maybe, just maybe, it's proof of a crusade against TERRORISTS. Why do these maroons always have to make it a religious thing? If a bunch of Jews started walking into Arab coffee shops with 30lbs of dynamite strapped to themselves, I highly doubt the rest of the world would say that they were any less than a bunch of terrorist nut jobs.
"Several Democratic U.S. lawmakers on Sunday pointed to the tape as a sign that the Bush administration has wasted efforts in Iraq instead of adequately cracking down on al Qaeda. "
Well that's a blindingly obvious statement isn't it.
Scientists find secret to gas-free beans
I can't tell you how thankful I am that their are scientists out there working feverishly to solve important problems like this. Thank you so much for not putting your time into worthless pursuits like curing diseases and ending famine.
Posted by Jason Doan at 12:28 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Odds and Ends
A couple of the folks from Stern Fan Network have started up blogs as of late so I figured I'd give 'em a plug. Sludge's blog can be found here and macheson's blog can be found here. Go take a look if you aren't getting enough "Val is a kook" content from my blog.
That's all for today, I had wanted to get in another installment of J. Doan's Views on the News this week but was too lazy. So briefly let me just say pregnant celebrities are retarded. Hey Angelina Jolie, I don't care how scenic Namibia is, why not have your child in a country known for it's DOCTORS not it's coastline. Hey Tom Cruise, the only way people could think you are more of a kook than they do now is if you started munching on placenta.
Posted by Jason Doan at 2:47 AM 4 comments
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Happy Easter
Posted by Jason Doan at 1:09 AM 3 comments
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Frustration and Superstition
Posted by Jason Doan at 10:39 AM 5 comments
Monday, April 10, 2006
Hello...
Here's your wacky Val Quote for today:
"Gee, this page is proving popular with visitors. They can't all be from the Stern Fan Network, although they do seem to check in somewhat obsessively. I don't get the volume the SFN gets, but I do have a slightly more diverse readership. "
A) I highly doubt that your readership is more diverse than that of a site like SFN that has thousands of registered members from all over the world.
B) You aren't the only one who reads your logs from time to time. I know you read my site Val. Hope you enjoyed it. But why no mention on your page? I'd love to get those 3 extra hits that Jakyll got when you linked to his website.
Posted by Jason Doan at 9:56 PM 3 comments
Labels: Kooky Val
Sunday, April 09, 2006
...Sigh...
This week she posted on her Stern fans are evil page this article which has absolutely nothing to do with Howard Stern, the Stern Fan Network site, Radio, obscenity or anything else she has ever posted about. She also adds the comment that this is "Good news for victims of cyber bullies."
I'm sure she was trying to make some point about how people should leave her alone online lest they feel the wrath of the almighty Canadian legal system, but really she should have read the article if that was the point she was making.
The article tells the tale of the recently settled case of the Star Wars kid.
How do you figure that a case settled out of court after all the evidence that originated on the Internet was ruled inadmissible is good news for cyber bully victims Val? The kid wasn't even alleging that he was bullied online, all the bullying was the good old fashioned taunting in the cafeteria and hallway kind.
I'm beginning to understand why there doesn't seem to be any history out there of Val debating anyone on any topic anywhere at anytime, it clearly isn't her forte. Try to stay on point Val. Argue why you don't think that adults should be allowed to listen to what they choose to in the privacy of their own homes without governmental interference and leave the schoolyard bullying to some principal somewhere.
Posted by Jason Doan at 2:46 AM 3 comments
Labels: Kooky Val
Monday, April 03, 2006
J. Doan's views on the news
Jury: Moussaoui is eligible for death
I believe in the death penalty. One of the great things about being an atheist is not having some book tell me what is and what isn't morally correct. As long as there hungry people in the world, evil sick bastards shouldn't be allowed to waste our precious resources. My wife argues with me that the death penalty is not a deterrent to commit heinous crimes because no one believes that they will be caught when committing a crime. My argument is that we should be less worried about deterring people from committing crimes and more worried about punishing the sick fucks of society when they do screw up. Serial killers: kill them. Mass murderers: kill them. Terrorists: Kill them. Repeat sexual offenders: kill them, any psychologist will tell you they can not be rehabilitated and will always be a danger to society. Pedophiles: Kill them, resuscitate them and kill them again for good measure.
"Carie Lemack, whose mother, Judy Larocque, was aboard the first plane that crashed into the trade center, watched the verdict on a closed-circuit broadcast to families in Boston, where both trade center flights originated.
"We don't want to make him a martyr," she told CNN. "The last thing that a lot of us want to see happen is to allow him to die with the name martyr by his side.""
Great so the other terrorists think of him as a martyr if you execute him, that's probably better than allowing him to live out the rest of his life as a prisoner, writing volume upon volume about how evil the western world is until he dies at a ripe old age at which point they'll still regard him as a martyr.
Sharon to undergo skull surgery
Hooray for modern medicine. We are at the point where we can keep someone "alive" months after they have actually died. Why do we do this and should we do it? We wouldn't allow an animal to suffer when it had no chance of recovery but we insist on keeping grandma or grandpa hooked up to a machine long past the point where it is obvious that they will never wake up.
"He has had several surgeries since he entered the hospital. On February 11, doctors had to remove nearly 50 centimeters (20 inches) of his large intestine after it was found to have become gangrenous because of a lack of blood flow."
That's the body trying to shut itself off. Let it. Ariel Sharon was a statesman and leader who served his country in many roles for half a century. Give the man some dignity and don't keep him on a ventilator, drugged and unconscious, delaying the inevitable. Let his people bury him in a way he deserves while they still remember who he is and what he did.
Pot decriminalization bill goes up in smoke in Canada
Ahhhh yes those evil hippies, always out smoking the ganja and destroying society by depleting our precious supplies of microwave burritos and Hostess snack cakes.
One of Harper's five priorities is to clamp down on crime. "We will not be reintroducing the Liberal government's marijuana decriminalization legislation," he told a meeting of the Canadian Professional Police Association.
Uhhhhh...so it's your belief sir that some teenager who gets picked up with a couple of joints on him is a "criminal"? All studies on the subject indicate that between a quarter and half of the Canadian population have at one time or another used marijuana. Do you really think it's a good idea to brand up to half of your electorate as criminals Stephen? That just doesn't seem to make good political sense.
"Under the Liberal bill, people found with small amounts of marijuana would have been fined but would not have received a criminal record.
Canadian police complain that judges often hand down lenient sentences on people found guilty of running operations to grow marijuana illegally."
Uhhhh...correct me if I'm wrong here but aren't these 3 entirely different issues?
A) People caught by the police with a little pot on them.
B) People who run an elaborate criminal enterprise.
C) Judges who don't actually use the high end of the statutes that they already have to punish B)
The liberal legislation was only specifically dealing with A) which should clearly be the least of anyone's concern.
"Estimates for the value of Canada's booming pot business trade vary widely, and some experts say it is worth $8.5 billion a year. "
Wait, hold on a sec here. I think I might have just come up with an idea. How about instead of scrapping the Liberal's bill you rewrite it as a complete legalization bill. Sell the shit in government run and regulated stores or Amsterdam style coffee shops and tax the shit out of it like tobacco and alcohol. Spend this tax money on the following areas:
A) Hiring more law enforcement, and paying the officers we have now a better wage.
B) Hiring more border security to stem the flow of hard drugs and weapons into the country
C) Increased spending on chemical dependency rehabilitation facilities, especially in major centers like Toronto or Vancouver.
Coupled with the savings from no longer prosecuting and incarcerating people for simple possession we should have enough resources to drop the crime rate throughout the entire country by a significant amount.
Posted by Jason Doan at 9:53 PM 3 comments
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Yay Google!
A few weeks ago typing "Jason Doan" into Google would result in you seeing many pages unrelated to me and a if you hunted long enough, some posts I made on various email lists the better part of a decade ago. Now typing "Jason Doan" into Google (with or even without the quotes) brings my Blogger profile up as the #1 result and my blog as the #3 result. Just found that cool is all.
Posted by Jason Doan at 6:34 AM 10 comments